• Everyone else: if i dont get a ticket for one direction ill be mad
  • Me: me too. if i dont get a ticket to one direction i will run on a floor of razors, sell my virginity to a donkey for money, then buy a knife with it and cut everyone's hands off so no one can hold their one direction tickets so i will take them all whilst they struggle around handless, and then go to the concert naked because no one else will be there then me and one direction will move to madagascar and get married and have like two kids each but i couldnt support more than three each because they would all compete for our affection but really id just want to have sex with one direction all the time so id forget to pack their lunches and stuff but itll all be so cute and lovely
  • Everyone else: what
  • Me: I said id be pissed if i didnt get a ticket.
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